Top 50 Wackiest Pet Names
The Most Unusual Dog and Cat Names of 2009
For many a pet owner, Max sounds mundane and Bailey is simply boring. In order to pay homage to those who take pride in their pets’ unconventional names, Veterinary Pet Insurance set out for the second year in a row to find the 10 most unusual dog and cat names in the United States.
VPI employees selected 50 unusual cat and 50 unusual dog names from the company’s database of more than 470,000 insured pets, and narrowed them down by voting for the 10 most unusual names in each category. Following are the results.
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Doogie Schnauzer Md |
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Snag L. Tooth |
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Sargent Sausage |
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Clawed Monet |
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I Am Sparticus |

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Velvet Elvis |
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Lunchbox |

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Eartha Kitty |
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Angus Sir Loin |
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Blue Man Chew |
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Bam-Bam Noodle Butt |
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Catzilla |
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Mouse Meat |
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Thurston Picklesworth III |
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Fluffernutter |
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Yardsale |
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Kanye East |
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Dishwasher |
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Inspector Foo Foo |
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Polly Prissypants |
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Full Metal Frank |
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Lady Deathstrike |
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Community College |
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Major Mittens |
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Pee Gravel |
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Sargeant Pickles |
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Homer Piddle Cotton |
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Fuzzbucket |
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Bubba The Dooderbutt |
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Platter Puss |
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Butkiss Hoover |
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Motley Screensaver |
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Foxy Divaliscious |
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Poopie Stretch |
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Phlegm Kaddlehopper |
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Fluffun Muffin |
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Einstein Snickerdoodle |
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Jack Bauer Supercat |
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Bobolina Pinky Poo |
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Bucky Crookshanks |
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Foolio Squirt |
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Dumpster Kitty |
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Wilhemina Von Ruckus |
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Measles |
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Choquidokey |
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Brains |
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Beefsock |
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Mousetrapp |
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Chipoodle |
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Zaboomafoo |
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Lady Bacon Obama |
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Puffin P-Diddy |
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Bogey Mclovin |
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Catfish Bob |
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Buckwheat Yoda |
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Clark Cat Super Kitty |
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Physics |
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Baby Fish Mouth |
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Dr. Ralph Ralpherson |
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Warmuffin |
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Darwin Hoover Haven |
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Bisghetti Lou |
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Fonzi Boombox |
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Bumblebe Flashdance |
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Pippy Deer Dancer |
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Mean Ole Fiesta |
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Bunny Duty |
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Aziza Glamourpuss |
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Lil Bits Of Panda |
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Bandit Ziegenfuss |
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Doolie Toothpaste |
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Mr. Pennzoil Bristle |
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Detective Frank |
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Lord Fangs |
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Nut Butter Jimenez |
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Toes Man |
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Paulie Walnuts |
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Friskie Loving |
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Alabama Whirly |
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Beluga Armstrong |
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Koda Son Of Hercules |
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Charlie Applesauce |
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Dr. Love |
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Cripple Kitty Boo |
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Tinkle Bell |
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Special Ed |
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Colonel Boogie |
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Crunchy |
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Dong Dong Willson |
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Ms. Noxema Jackson |
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Gracie Yo-Yo Krank |
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Miss Boo Scaredeycat |
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Biggie Baxter Cream |
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Dubbya S Justice |
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Randy Hornblower |
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Jughead Alexander |
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Agustus Yankee Dance |
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Mr. Muscles |
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Princess Babe Shack |
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Cap N Cosmo |
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