Top 50 Wackiest Pet Names

The Most Unusual Dog and Cat Names of 2009

For many a pet owner, Max sounds mundane and Bailey is simply boring. In order to pay homage to those who take pride in their pets’ unconventional names, Veterinary Pet Insurance set out for the second year in a row to find the 10 most unusual dog and cat names in the United States.

VPI employees selected 50 unusual cat and 50 unusual dog names from the company’s database of more than 470,000 insured pets, and narrowed them down by voting for the 10 most unusual names in each category. Following are the results.

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Wacky Dog and Cat Names

Dogs

Cats

Doogie Schnauzer Md

Snag L. Tooth

Sargent Sausage

Clawed Monet

I Am Sparticus

Velvet Elvis

Lunchbox

Eartha Kitty

Angus Sir Loin

Blue Man Chew

Bam-Bam Noodle Butt

Catzilla

Mouse Meat

Thurston Picklesworth III

Fluffernutter

Yardsale

Kanye East

Dishwasher

Inspector Foo Foo

Polly Prissypants

Full Metal Frank

Lady Deathstrike

Community College

Major Mittens

Pee Gravel

Sargeant Pickles

Homer Piddle Cotton

Fuzzbucket

Bubba The Dooderbutt

Platter Puss

Butkiss Hoover

Motley Screensaver

Foxy Divaliscious

Poopie Stretch

Phlegm Kaddlehopper

Fluffun Muffin

Einstein Snickerdoodle

Jack Bauer Supercat

Bobolina Pinky Poo

Bucky Crookshanks

Foolio Squirt

Dumpster Kitty

Wilhemina Von Ruckus

Measles

Choquidokey

Brains

Beefsock

Mousetrapp

Chipoodle

Zaboomafoo

Lady Bacon Obama

Puffin P-Diddy

Bogey Mclovin

Catfish Bob

Buckwheat Yoda

Clark Cat Super Kitty

Physics

Baby Fish Mouth

Dr. Ralph Ralpherson

Warmuffin

Darwin Hoover Haven

Bisghetti Lou

Fonzi Boombox

Bumblebe Flashdance

Pippy Deer Dancer

Mean Ole Fiesta

Bunny Duty

Aziza Glamourpuss

Lil Bits Of Panda

Bandit Ziegenfuss

Doolie Toothpaste

Mr. Pennzoil Bristle

Detective Frank

Lord Fangs

Nut Butter Jimenez

Toes Man

Paulie Walnuts

Friskie Loving

Alabama Whirly

Beluga Armstrong

Koda Son Of Hercules

Charlie Applesauce

Dr. Love

Cripple Kitty Boo

Tinkle Bell

Special Ed

Colonel Boogie

Crunchy

Dong Dong Willson

Ms. Noxema Jackson

Gracie Yo-Yo Krank

Miss Boo Scaredeycat

Biggie Baxter Cream

Dubbya S Justice

Randy Hornblower

Jughead Alexander

Agustus Yankee Dance

Mr. Muscles

Princess Babe Shack

Cap N Cosmo


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