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  1. Chew Barka
  2. Nigel Nosewhistle
  3. Sir Maui Senqkey Schwykle
  4. Spark Pug
  5. Agent 99
  6. Stinker Belle
  7. Vienna Sausage
  8. Furnace Hills Dante
  9. Senorita Margarita
  10. Trigonometry
  11. Spunky Brewster
  12. Captain Awesome
  13. Peanut Von Strudel
  14. Raising A. Ruckus
  15. Flash T. Trousers
  16. Vito Meatball
  17. Marcopolo
  18. Otto Itchy Bobo
  19. Tugboat O’Malley
  20. Ziggy Stardust Floyd
  21. Fudge McDreamy
  22. Dandy Lion
  23. Phat Daddy
  24. Pawly D
  25. Nacho Cheese
  1. Jelly Diamondstein
  2. Monster Truck Mickey
  3. Fuzzbrizio
  4. Cheeto Bear
  5. Miss Snowy Pineapple
  6. Mr. Cashew Maghoo
  7. Fatboy Jackson
  8. Firecracker Jack
  9. Chubster
  10. Whiskey Valentine
  11. Oreo-Dunkin
  12. Santa Paws
  13. Snazzel
  14. Boogie Woogie
  15. Yucky
  16. Yikes
  17. Maximus Von Francis
  18. Tuff Buckaroo
  19. Mr. Bojangles Bobo
  20. Ziggy Pop
  21. Zoolander
  22. Uncle Roscoe
  23. Oreo Pudding
  24. Little Scrappy
  25. Major Sluggo
  1. Pico de Gato
  2. Dingleberry
  3. Dumpster Kitty
  4. Schnickelfritz
  5. Koobenfarben
  6. Sassy Pants Huska
  7. Vincent Van Furrball
  8. Kitty Gaga
  9. Beefra
  10. Mister Bigglesworth
  11. Cuddles McCracken
  12. Slim Pickens
  13. Magnificat
  14. My Girl Catastrophe
  15. Friar McFergus
  16. Mr. Chubsy Buttons
  17. Fergus McGillicuddy
  18. Captain Skittlehook
  19. Haircool Pawrow
  20. Bean Bag
  21. Mr. Moss McCheeks
  22. Brown Cactus
  23. Tempurra
  24. Sugar Britches
  25. Tiger Blood
  1. Twinkle Toes
  2. Albus Dumbledore
  3. Madame Meow
  4. Weow Weow
  5. Shatsi Popo
  6. Trinity Sweetypaws
  7. Violet Diablo
  8. Mister Peepers
  9. Mr. Creamsicle
  10. Black Sabbath
  11. Yum-Yum
  12. Kitty Bowersocks
  13. Long John Silverrr
  14. Meow Meow Thompson
  15. Handsome Happy Fella
  16. Kahlua Fudge
  17. Orange Juice
  18. Biggie Shorty
  19. Breezy Chatter Bug
  20. Wahoo Ferguson
  21. Muffin Madonna
  22. Minnie Mouse
  23. Princess Raggedy Ann
  24. Boogey Man
  25. Candyapple

Featured Wacky Pet Names

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Dallas Cowdog

Nancy Sherrard of Plano, Texas is happy to reside in such a large state, especially since it has helped inspire her pet names. Nancy and her husband currently are the proud owners of three boxers: Texas Bruiser, Rose (named after the Yellow Rose of Texas), and, of course, Dallas Cowdog.

“When I brought Dallas home, my husband asked what his name was going to be,” explained Nancy. “I told him Dallas. My husband asked if he would be named Dallas Cowboy. I huffed and told him he would be named Dallas Cowdog. After all he is a dog.”

Despite rejecting the NFL-inspired moniker her husband suggested, Nancy can’t help but think of what football player Dallas Cowdog would be if he was a Dallas Cowboy.

“If Dallas had been a Cowboy, he would be a running back like Emmitt Smith, low to the ground and superfast,” explained Nancy. “Also like Emmitt, he is personality-plus, except he doesn’t like his picture taken.”

With three boxers, Nancy has taken many trips to the veterinarian, especially for Rose, the troublemaker of the bunch. Rose was even featured on VPI’s Hambone Nation Blog after ingesting fertilizer sticks and having a 4-inch stick impaled in her soft palate. Fortunately, VPI Pet Insurance has been there to help assist with her veterinary costs.

“I don’t know what we would have done without VPI Pet insurance,” explained Nancy. “With three boxers, there is always an emergency, a routine exam, or vaccinations. VPI has been great about helping cover the costs of their indiscretions.”

Nancy Sherrard
VPI Policyholder Since 2011


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Doctor Whiskers

Joshua Lee of West Roxbury, Mass., wasn’t much of a cat person when he decided to adopt his feline. He would take his dog, Kona on walks and a stray cat liked to follow them. After several weeks of the cat walking with them Joshua finally caved.

“I finally softened and decided to take the stray cat in,” explained Joshua. ”My thinking was, ‘I never really wanted a cat, but I always wanted to have a doctor for a son.’ So there you go, Doctor Whiskers.”

Not surprisingly, Joshua gets strange reactions from people who hear the uncommon moniker. He’s even developed a creative response.

“The most common reaction from people is simply, ‘Doctor Whiskers?’” said Joshua. “I usually follow it up with some form of the following, ‘It’s actually a Ph.D. He’s not a medical doctor. He got it in Medieval Studies from Columbia.’ Sometimes I change it up and say he got a Sociology degree from UC Berkeley.”

After adopting Doctor Whiskers, Joshua immediately purchased pet insurance for him. Following a positive experience with VPI in the past, choosing a pet insurance company was an easy decision.

“I had VPI Pet Insurance for Kona and when she was diagnosed with lymphoma, I was relieved to know that when I was weighing medical options for her care, finances were the least of my concerns,” explained Joshua. “Not having to make that a factor into my decision was a huge comfort to me. When I decided to adopt Doctor Whiskers, getting VPI Pet Insurance for him was a no-brainer.”

Joshua Lee
VPI Policyholder Since 2011